We call the penis, "winky" in our house. I know, it's juvenille, isn't it? "Penis" is such an ugly word.
Tonight, after we had put J-man to bed, I went into my room, which is next to J-man's and dropped something on the floor.
Jesse opened his door and came in our room and said:
"I was hitting my winky and I heard something fall!"
"Why were you hitting your winky?"