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We call the penis, "winky" in our house. I know, it's juvenille, isn't it? "Penis" is such an ugly word.
Tonight, after we had put J-man to bed, I went into my room, which is next to J-man's and dropped something on the floor.
Jesse opened his door and came in our room and said:
"I was hitting my winky and I heard something fall!"
Courtney asked:
"Why were you hitting your winky?"
J-man said:
"Because I was trying to play with my winky."
I asked if it was fun playing with his winky, and J-man replied:
"Yeah, it was fun playing with my private parts."
You just couldn't buy a toy that consistently entertaining.